The Book of Genesis's Genesis (external link)

Hilarious piece today from McSweeney's. I laughed many many times. I chuckled very heartily.

Then God said, “Let the twelfth Genesis album be called Genesis, for though I made Genesis so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, I have not given them a self-titled album, for which that is so crazy.”